Which 09:30 bboarder does this best describe:
"A deck, hep scenester-hipster with the body of a Greek God and the mind of a Salvador Dolly. Metrosexual in style, but 100% pure sexual athlete hetero in the sack...gets it every night! Knows all the happening area restaurants, as well as most fine eateries in and around San Francisco. Has listened to all the new music and has read all of the books ever published throughout history."