Who is it ?

Which 09:30 bboarder does this best describe:
 
 "A deck, hep scenester-hipster with the body of a Greek God and the mind of a Salvador Dolly. Metrosexual in style, but 100% pure sexual athlete hetero in the sack...gets it every night!  Knows all the happening area restaurants, as well as most fine eateries in and around San Francisco.  Has listened to all the new music and has read all of the books ever published throughout history."

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I would say Vansmack, but with his new marital status, he's probably now not getting it every night...

[vansmack]

Thank you, but I hardly have the body of greek goddess.  Tall and skinny is the new black anyway...
 
 And I definitely had more sex when I was (1) living in DC and (2) not married.

[walkonby]

that quran guy?

[Mobius]

Bill Brasky?

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Well if it's not you, it must me Bede.
 
 

Originally posted by vansmack:
  Thank you, but I hardly have the body of greek goddess.  Tall and skinny is the new black anyway...
 
 And I definitely had more sex when I was (1) living in DC and (2) not married.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  Well if it's not you, it must me Bede.
 
   

Don't get me wrong, my arrogance would only allow me to think it's me, but I just wanted to clarify that I don't have the body of a greek god.

[poorlulu]

was it really that necessary for you to clarify?

I meant this as a parody for every third guy who poasts on this bboard.
 
 
 What a buncha self-involved, narcissistic hedonists you lot are...you'ld think this was the seventies all over again.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

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[vansmack]

Originally posted by poorlulu:
  was it really that necessary for you to clarify?

I miss you....