Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
10. Hails from the Midwest, lives somewhere in Brooklyn.
Shit, born in Iowa. Live at Meridian Hill.
9. Owns at least two Guided By Voices albums.
Nope. Does know I am a Scientist count?
8. Firmly believes that Ralph Nader should have won the 2000 presidential election.
Fuck, I worked for him.
7. General arts over-education (i.e. has either designs to attend graduate school, is in graduate school or has gone to graduate school)
School was horrible the first time around.
6. Parents shoulder some of his/her financial burden.
Hell no. I moved out of the house.
5. Owns at least three too tight T-shirts adorned with dated symbols (usually fuzzy or shiny/decal) with which he/she has absolutely no knowledge or connection.
Do those CityPaper shirts count?
4. Can readily and willfully recall the theme song from at least one television sitcom that was cancelled before his/her birth.
His name is Flipper, Flipper, Flipper...
3. Will consciously muss and/or neglect to wash hair in order to achieve a 'look.' (male only)
Washing hair is a good thing.
2. Is of the opinion that 'Pet Sounds' is the greatest Beach Boys album (a comment generally follow by this statement): 'rivaling the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.'
Two great songs, "God Only Knows" and "A Day in the Life"
1. Insists on calling movies 'film,' insists on calling concerts 'shows.'
Film is reserved for Arty stuff. Shows are reserved for clubs.