Okay....
- I have never owned Birkenstocks or anything close...I bought a pair of Tevas in St. John in order to go snorkeling off a very rocky beach.
- I owned two 10,000 Maniac records and shitface's first solo album -- liked the Maniacs, but mostly it was one of the few bands my boyfriend and I both liked (Indigo Girls being another -- he was in to salsa/latin music and thought my indie stuff was crap). I can't stand shitface -- what's her name? Really, she bugs me to pieces.
I also owned Melissa Etheridges first two albums -- "Brave and Crazy" is a great album, so shut up.