see a show on the other stage to judge the value of birch. and never go there to eat dinner; just order nachos, which rule . . . yeah, yeah, or the something else on the appetizer menu, which i forget, because their shiner bock on draught is killer. the only bad thing about the birch. is their bathroom. bring snapple bottles to pee in, if you don't like to wait, guys. the girl's room never seems to have a line though, for some reason.