Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick

[miss pretentious]

it just keeps getting better and better...
  S.C. Inmate Sues Vick for $63B, Claims He Sold Dogs On eBay to Buy Missiles from Iran
 Make sure to go to the link and read the handwritten filing... classic.
 
 Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.
 
 Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.
 
 Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and �??used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.�?�
 
 The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
 
 �??Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,�?� Riches writes in the complaint.
 
 Riches wants $63 billion dollars �??backed by gold and silver �?? delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

With a name like that, why would he feel the need to sue anybody? He already got the riches.
 
 And why do all criminals have the middle names Lee or Wayne?

[sonickteam2]

you ain't nothing but a hound dog!!!

[beetsnotbeats]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  With a name like that, why would he feel the need to sue anybody? He already got the riches.
 

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 And he copyrighted his name.

[sweetcell]

"woops, dropped my soap.  mind picking it up for me?"
 
 and here's something vick would definitely rather not be asked:  haven't you been spending a lot of time at DMX's house in Arizona?

[walkonby]

if there is a god, we will never see another fugly rapper prick holding a pitbull on an album cover again, or a whigger retard with the sideways hat, fourth-grade reading ability on their face, and being led by a too much to handle dog.
 
 something to say to mr. vick -  "don't worry, in three to five years, if you can still play as good as you do now, someone will always want to make money off your ability, and you'll be back in."