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martinrob

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Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« on: July 25, 2007, 05:23:00 pm »
What's up dawg?
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walkonby

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2007, 05:24:00 pm »
we call it riding the gravy train.
 
 it's a dog eat dog world out there.
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walkonby

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2007, 05:49:00 pm »
where's al sharpton?
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beetsnotbeats

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2007, 07:10:00 pm »
I'm thinking of something he can do, and it's to the tune "How Much Is That Doggy In The Window."
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RatBastard

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2007, 09:46:00 pm »
I bet you are dog tired after all that.
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Frank Gallagher

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2007, 08:37:00 am »
His attorney
 
 "If de dawg dont bite, the charges are shyte"
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kcjones119

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2007, 08:46:00 am »
You got some up-dog on your shoe.  Oh wait, that's a piece of actual dog.
 
 You look sick as a dog.
 
 Royal Tenenbaum: That?  That's just dog's blood.
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RatBastard

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2007, 09:21:00 am »
His new theme song includes these lyrics...
 
 Sick As A Dog, what's your story
 Sick As A Dog, a cat got your tongue
 Sick As A Dog, you'll be sorry
 Sick As A Dog, 'cause you're really ain't that young
 
 (Aerosmith - Sick as a Dog)
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kcjones119

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2007, 09:24:00 am »
No one should say this to Michael Vick:
  <img src="http://www.mikesblender.com/japangrish%20I%20wanna%20be%20your%20dog.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2007, 09:27:00 am »
I'm going on vacation. Do you know a good dogsitter?
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kosmo vinyl

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2007, 09:46:00 am »
oh where, oh where has my little dog gone?
 
 did old yeller make you happy?
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2007, 11:47:00 am »
Yo, bro, why is that Goodell dude hounding you so much?
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godsshoeshine

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2007, 12:21:00 pm »
so training camp really is rough during those dog days of summer, right?
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walkonby

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2007, 01:06:00 pm »
doggonit'
 
 are you only person in the norfolk/virginia beach area doing this, because i thought it was a simple standard of living down there?
 
 you're brother must be proud.  didn't he pull a shotgun on someone in a mcdonald's parking lot in suffolk in an "apparent drug deal"?
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Guiny

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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2007, 02:06:00 pm »
Who let the dogs out?
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