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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2004, 12:47:00 pm »
Do they censor f*ck?  I've seen and said that a few times on the board (I think mine were all in one post about my fav, GWB...)

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« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2004, 12:56:00 pm »
shoeshine, I can see that as the next step by Rumsfeld.  Banning the use of the word "Osama" outside of an advisory context.  Best way to catch folks using it improperly is to bug a bunch of private residences....
 
 Actually, I thought the US coach handled the situation really well.  Kudos to him.

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #62 on: February 12, 2004, 12:59:00 pm »
i censored fuck as a joke... had it been anyone other than "mark e smith" posting it, i would have left it alone.
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« Reply #63 on: February 12, 2004, 01:00:00 pm »
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  Do they censor f*ck?  I've seen and said that a few times on the board (I think mine were all in one post about my fav, GWB...)
Apparently, the word "fuck" would be better used in the context of Kerry.
 
 
 XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU FEB 12, 2004 11:45:28 ET XXXXX
 
 CAMPAIGN DRAMA ROCKS DEMOCRATS: KERRY FIGHTS OFF MEDIA PROBE OF RECENT ALLEGED INFIDELITY, RIVALS PREDICT RUIN
 
 **World Exclusive**
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 A frantic behind-the-scenes drama is unfolding around Sen. John Kerry and his quest to lockup the Democratic nomination for president, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.
 
 Intrigue surrounds a woman who recently fled the country, reportedly at the prodding of Kerry, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.
 
 A serious investigation of the woman and the nature of her relationship with Sen. John Kerry has been underway at TIME magazine, ABC NEWS, the WASHINGTON POST and the ASSOCIATED PRESS, where the woman in question once worked.
 
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 A close friend of the woman first approached a reporter late last year claiming fantastic stories -- stories that now threaten to turn the race for the presidency on its head!
 
 In an off-the-record conversation with a dozen reporters earlier this week, General Wesley Clark plainly stated: "Kerry will implode over an intern issue." [Three reporters in attendance confirm Clark made the startling comments.]
 
 The Kerry commotion is why Howard Dean has turned increasingly aggressive against Kerry in recent days, and is the key reason why Dean reversed his decision not to drop out of the race after Wisconsin, top campaign sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.
 
 
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« Reply #64 on: February 12, 2004, 01:02:00 pm »
damn ggw. . you scooped me, i was about to post the same thing.
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« Reply #65 on: February 12, 2004, 01:15:00 pm »
i thought we only cared about politicians penises before we went to war. but in all seriousness, kerry and his wife have a creepy relationship, she still refers to the deceased sen heinz as "my husband". part of the reason i voted for edwards, actually. now they will attack kerry's "honor", which is the only way theresa said she'd use her money for the campaign.
 
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  i censored fuck as a joke... had it been anyone other than "mark e smith" posting it, i would have left it alone.
sorry, then. one day i will get jokes
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« Reply #66 on: February 12, 2004, 01:17:00 pm »
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  damn ggw. . you scooped me, i was about to post the same thing.
I got an early alert on my secret NeoCon decoder ring.

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #67 on: February 12, 2004, 01:24:00 pm »
Oh christ.  Like I give a shit where Kerry puts his dick.  I care where he sends our troops and spends our tax money.  He can bang every frickin' lady he sees (as long as they consent!).  Or ass.  I don't care.

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #68 on: February 12, 2004, 01:26:00 pm »
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 sorry, then. one day i will get jokes [/QB]
i was just taking the piss...
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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #69 on: February 12, 2004, 01:27:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Bags:
  Oh christ.  Like I give a shit where Kerry puts his dick.  I care where he sends our troops and spends our tax money.  He can bang every frickin' lady he sees (as long as they consent!).  Or ass.  I don't care.
in america these things matter, in france they hold a parade for him, in england the women would get her own talk show.
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« Reply #70 on: February 12, 2004, 01:36:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Bags:
  Oh christ.  Like I give a shit where Kerry puts his dick.  I care where he sends our troops and spends our tax money.  He can bang every frickin' lady he sees (as long as they consent!).  Or ass.  I don't care.
in america these things matter, in france they hold a parade for him, in england the women would get her own talk show. [/b]
You mean it only matters if a Democrat does it.