Funny Story

[mankie]

Mexico knocked the USA out of Olympic qualifying in both Baseball (which the USA likes to think they have the World Champs...NOT) and footie.
 
 chortle, chortle, chortle.  

[godsshoeshine]

u.s. plays boring soccer anyway, who wants to see them in the olympics?

[kosmo vinyl]

i'll bet the us would beat the mexican in hockey.  oh wait hockey is the national sport of canada. nevermind...

[mankie]

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  i'll bet the us would beat the mexican in hockey.  oh wait hockey is the national sport of canada. nevermind...

Which is why the US couldn't beat Canada!  

Basketball is the USA natl. sport.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Mexicans also win the award for chivalry based on the guy who lunged at my wife and tried to kiss her as she walked home from work yesterday.
 
 or maybe he was Salvordorean...for certain he was trash.

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  Mexicans also win the award for chivalry based on the guy who lunged at my wife and tried to kiss her as she walked home from work yesterday.
 
 or maybe he was Salvordorean...for certain he was trash.

Be gentle.  All he really wanted was asylum.

[mankie]

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
  Basketball is the USA natl. sport.

Which was also invented by a Canadian, based on the ladies game of "netball".

[mankie]

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
   

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  Mexicans also win the award for chivalry based on the guy who lunged at my wife and tried to kiss her as she walked home from work yesterday.
 
 or maybe he was Salvordorean...for certain he was trash.

Be gentle.  All he really wanted was asylum. [/b]

I think you mean ass-ylum.

Originally posted by mankie:
  Which was also invented by a Canadian, based on the ladies game of "netball".

Everything's based on something, mankie old sod.  I'm sure even water polo was based upon two Visigoths punching a Vandal's stuffed head about in a muddy pond.

Originally posted by mankie:
   

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
     

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  Mexicans also win the award for chivalry based on the guy who lunged at my wife and tried to kiss her as she walked home from work yesterday.
 
 or maybe he was Salvordorean...for certain he was trash.

Be gentle.  All he really wanted was asylum. [/b]

I think you mean ass-ylum. [/b]

In any event, George W. Bush wants more like him to come on up here.

[ggw]

I'm still looking for the "funny story" in this thread.

[Barcelona]

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
 
 or maybe he was Salvordorean...for certain he was trash.

If the US foreign policy in Central America between the 50s and 80s hadn't been that fascist, maybe this wouldn't have happened and this guy would be living peacefully in El Salvador.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

If his mother and father had taught him how to act toward women, it would not have happened.
 
   

Originally posted by Barcelona:
   

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
 
 or maybe he was Salvordorean...for certain he was trash.

If the US foreign policy in Central America between the 50s and 80s hadn't been that fascist, maybe this wouldn't have happened and this guy would be living peacefully in El Salvador. [/b]

[mankie]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  I'm still looking for the "funny story" in this thread.

Sore loser?