I like that both Bill and Hillary are nominated for a Grammy.
Bill's is the more interesting story. He's up for spoken word performance for a remake of Prokofiev's Peter and the Wolf. In the new sanitized, politically correct version, the story is told from the Wolf's perspective. The Wolf is victimized by urbanization, polluted streams and the rapid loss of his forestland habitat. this explains his aggressive behavior. In the new ending, the Wolf is relocated and released in a protected wilderness area.
Nothing like making the classics bleeding-heart-friendly.