Life is way too short to live in a hell hole like Crystal City
It's a bit harsh to call Crystal City a 'hell hole'.
First, what is definition of Crystal City being used?
The proper area on the airport side of RT 1 down to Glebe or a bit more expansive over to the Pentagon City side.
23rd Street has bars, restaurants, and even a gentleman's club. You can walk to Pentagon Row.
In general there isn't a more convenient place to live with access to any form of transportation.
It's fitness friendly- run or bike along the Potomac, safe, and clean.
For sports fans it's faster to get to all the local venues than Cleveland Park.
Hell, Cleveland Park and Crystal City are the same amount of Metro stops to the 9:30 club and from CC you don't have to switch trains.
That being said, it is also not going to be cheaper than the gentrified sections of DC.