25 Douchiest Bars In DC

[MindCage]

I'm here for the butt hurt

[MindCage]

When I was single (which lasted about 3 months a couple of years ago) I choose bars based on how attractive the chicks who frequented the place were.  I think those places attract a lot of people others consider douchebags.  While not hipster douchebags because those guys don't really do well at those type of places but your general every day douchebag.  But I really didn't care.  Why should I?

I think a better list would be which bars have the hottest chicks.  As I am having my bachelor party in a month this information could be useful 

The expensive ones.

[imbecile]

Back to the list though.. why is TruOrleans on this list?  It's literally a block away from where I live and I've been there a number of times.  It's generally, a pretty standard restaurant which I've never seen people really go to for the bar scene.  It's not that good, yes, but it's not douchey either.   

Hmmmm...maybe YOU'RE the douche? Just kidding.

Ha, touché.  What a bummer that would be.  I imagine being a douche is much like being a hipster, in that no one recognizes (or atleast acknowledges) it in themselves.