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What came first, Coldplay or my gayness? People worry about kids playing with dildos, or wrestling, that some sort of culture of gayness will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to hundreds, literally hundreds of Coldplay songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to Coldplay because I was gay? Or was I gay because I listened to Coldplay?
Either way, when I go down on a dude, I do it listening to Coldplay.
