i don't know who won the last WA state vaccine lottery.  what i do know is:
1) it wasn't me
2) it wasn't you
3) whoever did win immediately went out and spent their winnings on inflated second-market air conditioning units, ice and popsicles because IT'S HOTTER THAN SATAN'S BALLS HERE.  projected high for today is 111*F.  I DIDN'T MOVE HERE FOR THIS.