New topics your parents would make

Jackson Brown: Knows how to slap a mouthy beyotch like Daryl. ("Trying to sound all ghetto-like")

[RatBastard]

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!

[vansmack]

Mom: Are all concert going to be sit down like the Cowboy Junkies show?  That would be nice.
 
 Dad: I would never go to a concert where I couldn't smoke!  This all stems from the death of Jerry Garcia...

[Frank Gallagher]

Mum - What's wrong with kids today? They ought to be ashamed of themselves.
 
 Dad - Don't they know they look like right pillocks with their jeans hanging down below their arses like that?

[sweetcell]

mom: so, you know how you're in your 30's, still single, and have been dating that girl for what seems like an eternity now
 
 dad: explain to me once again why you didn't go into engineering in college?

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

So when are you going to pop the question, sweetie?

[Frank Gallagher]

(Circa 1981)
 
 Dad - What's that pillock doing with that twig sticking out his arse?
 
 (After seeing The Smiths on Top of the Pops)

[sweetcell]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  So when are you going to pop the question, sweetie?

question?  oh, you mean "mom, when the hell are you going to shut up about that already???"     and to be fair, she does drop the occasional reminder/enquiry, but isn't terrible about it.  my recently-wed sister, on the other hand...

[Vas Deferens]

You can't go to shows anymore once you get married! You'll be focusing on other things, like making babies.
 
 
 

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  So when are you going to pop the question, sweetie?

[tigersscareme]

*aren't these forwarded emails from my friends funny?
 *do you think your brother is going to marry his (older by 13 years) girlfriend?
 *why do you always look so crappy?

[K8teebug]

Mom:  Don't you know that your eggs are getting old?  Where are my grandchildren?
 
 (My mom actually said this to me a few weeks ago)

Originally posted by econo:
  Dad:
 
 
 I like Steely Dan.  Wanna make something of it?
 
 

My dad is like the dad from that Cheap Trick song, Surrender.  My dad is way kewler than me.  But he likes The Stones & The Doors.
 
 But since I like Steely Dan, and always have...I am more like your father.