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thirsty moore

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New topics your parents would make
« on: March 26, 2007, 10:23:00 am »
Dad:
 Driving my car into the ground but keeping it looking sharp
 
 Tubular Bells ownz
 
 I like Steely Dan.  Wanna make something of it?
 
 Mom:
 Check out this sweet quilt I just made
 
 Lo fat Turkey Burgers and you
 
 My coworkers and the neighbor up the street are idiots
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Relaxer

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2007, 10:29:00 am »
Why Does It Have To Be So Loud?
 
 Five Dollars For A Beer? I Could Buy A Whole Six-Pack For That!
 
 95% Of The People Here Should Be In Bed Right Now
 
 Do These Girls' Mothers Know They're Dressed Like That?
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ggw

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2007, 10:46:00 am »
Why Isn't My Victrola Working?
 
 Which Brandenburg Concerto is Your Fave?
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alex

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2007, 10:49:00 am »
Why do girls these days dress like such hussies?
 
 GWB is the greatest president in history.
 
 All Democrats are Commies, except Jim Webb.
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beetsnotbeats

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2007, 10:51:00 am »
Ever think about going back to college?
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Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2007, 11:01:00 am »
Dad:
 
 1 Keep your nose to the grindstone, son.
 
 2 You know what Merle Haggard said about men who wear sandals, don't you son?
 
 3 Hank Williams, Greatest Musician of all Time
 
 Mom:
 
 1 It don't say that in the Bible
 
 2 They lived to be 900 years old in the Bible, you can too, you just have to have faith.
 
 3 I love that new Taylor Hicks album!
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thirsty moore

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2007, 11:01:00 am »
Dad:
 
 I'm from the Lou and I'm proud.
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Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2007, 11:02:00 am »
My wife says that everyday.
 
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by econo:
 
 
 Mom:
 
 
 My coworkers are idiots
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eltee

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2007, 11:16:00 am »
Won't go to concerts if there is smoking.
 
 Charge a flat rate - what's with all the fees?
 
 Oh, wait, we've already discussed these.  :D
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kcjones119

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2007, 11:20:00 am »
Reasons you'll never know as much as I do
 
 People I saw at the store today
 
 Those neighbor kids and their marriages
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Bags

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2007, 11:24:00 am »
Dad: Very Clever Lyrics -- NOT!  
 
 [Okay, he wouldn't say NOT, but he went on a rant over REM's lyrics, or lack thereof, when we did our college tour back in...the 80s]
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ggw

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2007, 11:43:00 am »
Does Anyone Have the Judy Collins Presale Info?
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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2007, 12:09:00 pm »
Quote
Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
 All Democrats are Commies, except Jim Webb.
My dad sez Webb is a pussy.
 
 He also sez death to all Muslims.
 
 He also sez that naval academy grads don't make good politicians.  I disagree...CARTER RAWKED!
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HoyaSaxa03

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2007, 12:10:00 pm »
What's With These DVDs With MP3 Files on Them?  Can I Play Them in My Car?
 
 Jackson Browne: Great Songwriter or Greatest Songwriter?
 
 great thread, btw
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godsshoeshine

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Re: New topics your parents would make
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2007, 12:25:00 pm »
dad:
 on the eve of the new season (north of the border edition)
 
 mom:
 why arent the bush twins in iraq?
 
 they might use caps and punctuation though
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