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« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2005, 03:11:00 pm »
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  my personal fav Amazon time killer (when I am not writting my own crap), is to read the negative reviews for Metallica's  St. Anger album.
 
 that's always fun!
You mean metallica has ANY positive reviews at all?  I guess there is no accounting for taste!
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« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2005, 03:12:00 pm »
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  cant believe you guessed it really.
Had you not said "80's" and "short", I wouldn't have guessed it in 30 years.

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« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2005, 03:17:00 pm »
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  my personal fav Amazon time killer (when I am not writting my own crap), is to read the negative reviews for Metallica's  St. Anger album.
 
 that's always fun!
You mean metallica has ANY positive reviews at all?  I guess there is no accounting for taste! [/b]
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« Reply #33 on: October 07, 2005, 03:18:00 pm »
Someone post another one.  I WANT ANOTHER ONE!!

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« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2005, 03:23:00 pm »
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   Rick Astley it is, defining a generation with his classic songs sung to perfection....gag
Hahahaha seriously? Awesome. [/b]
you win the big fuckign prize. cant believe you guessed it really. [/b]
Yeah, I googled it also.  
 
 Do I win a prize too?

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« Reply #35 on: October 07, 2005, 04:50:00 pm »
More Gems  This time it's "Singles Going Steady"
 
 the songs drift on aimlessly, never grabbing my attention. the production sounds dated, the melodies weak and the whole cd has since been turned in for better music.
 
 
 After hearing "What Do I Get?" in a Toyota Rav4 commercial, I absolutely fell in love with it and spent about a year searching for it. I didn't know who it was by, and when I finally found the Buzzcocks album it was on, I realized I'd never heard of them. Funny, because at the time I was a die-hard Sex Pistols fan and they're in a similar league, but I has a rather novice punk fan (I was only 12), and the band was unfamiliar to me. When I brought the CD home and listened to it, my heart rejoiced at hearing that snotty, high-powered pop punk anthem in full...I guarantee that any old school punk-listener will find What Do I Get? very good. There are a few other good songs on this compilation, like "Orgasm Addict," "Everybody's Happy Nowadays," and "Autonomy." Otherwise, the music begins to turn into a poppy mass of British drivel. Considering the low price, it is worth it to buy the album, but there is a considerable amount of filler material. I just hope you're into the strangely familiar-sounding "Everybody's..." or the schoolboy-horny "Orgasm Addict"...and to bring back that warm fuzzy punky feeling you got when you saw that car ad, turn "What Do I Get?" up to full blast and repeat, repeat, repeat.
 
 
 I bought this album because I was told that it was a definitive punk masterpiece, but Ive owned for at least a year and a half and I still dont really see why. It doesnt really have great pop hooks OR the true energy of punk, only superficial impersonations of both. The great song, in my opinion, is "i dont mind", but other that that, i dont really listen to it. If you want a band that mixes upbeat pop with punk, go for the Ramones' "All the Stuff and More" collections. Its a lot more satisfying.
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« Reply #36 on: October 07, 2005, 04:58:00 pm »
The Smiths - Meat Is Murder
 Not even How Soon is Now is on the same level as the band's best work. The song just drags on forever. Well I Wonder is along the lines of I Know It's Over from the Queen is Dead, but not as good.
 
 The Beautiful South - Carry On Up The Charts
 
 Extremely popular in the UK on its release. Speaks volumes about the British national character. Listen to this if you want to become completely dispirited and suicidal. The lyrics "cut like knife", yeah, a harikari knife.
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« Reply #37 on: October 07, 2005, 05:03:00 pm »
I think we have a winner
 
 The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
 
 WHO ARE THE SMITHS????????,
 
 Someone gave me this album said "It will change your life"
 
 It did I needed months of rehab to get over the awlfullness of this album, that singer can't remember his name, he can't sing, give me Bon Jovi any day.
 
 Also where are the meaningful lyrics "Now I know how joan of Arc felt" What the????
 
 Give me Celine Dion anyday!!!!!!
 
 She is the queen of Lyrics "Near far whereever you are"BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
 
 That guy from The Smyths could only dream of lyrics like this!!!!!
 
 FACT
 
 Also get into acts like Good Charlotte, Busted, and Mcfly, these are the true and greatest genius's of music, this is just whingy noise, not music.
 
 Also buy U2's lastest album, it is MILES BETTER than this
 
 TRUST ME
 
 pop Idol is the future, this should be left to gather dust in the past!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 P.S
 
 The E stands for Expert!!!!!!
 
 SEE YA
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« Reply #38 on: October 07, 2005, 05:14:00 pm »
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« Reply #39 on: October 07, 2005, 05:23:00 pm »
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« Reply #40 on: October 08, 2005, 08:41:00 am »
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  More of E
how come he never knows the singer's name?

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« Reply #41 on: October 08, 2005, 08:52:00 am »
He's correct about the singing.  Whitney Houston & Celine Dion are waybetter.  I think the author's real name is Bateman.