favorite onion headlines?

[HoyaSaxa03]

Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law of Thermodynamics
 
 Casual One-Nighter Gives Strom Thurmond Change Of Heart On Gay Issue
 
 Lab Rabbit Strongly Recommends Cover Girl Waterproof Mascara For Sensitive Eyes
 
 Even Though I'd Never Seen Major League, I Found Major League II Surprisingly Easy To Follow

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
  Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law of Thermodynamics
 

That was always my favorite. I love the picture with the article, too, with the woman holding the sign "I don't believe in fundamental tenets of science... AND I VOTE!"

[ggw]

Marijuana Linked to Sitting Around Getting High

[Venerable Bede]

Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs; 'Oh Shit', Says Humanity
 
 my favorite one line headlines are:
 
 ebert wins
 
 ramones reunion 3/4 complete
 
 god grants john ritter's wish to meet johnny cash
 
 jenna bush's federally protected wetlands now open for public drilling
 
 kurt warner cheered on by wire-haired man goblin

[edbert]

Bush 2004 Campaign Pledges To Restore Honor And Dignity To White House

[LostSoul]

Homosexual Tearfully Admits to Being Governor of New Jersey
 
 Michael Moore Regrets Not Filming Last 600 Trips to McDonalds
 
 
 Priceless

[kcjones119]

Study Finds That Babies Are Stupid

[HoyaSaxa03]

Originally posted by elj:
   

Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
  Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law of Thermodynamics
 

That was always my favorite. I love the picture with the article, too, with the woman holding the sign "I don't believe in fundamental tenets of science... AND I VOTE!" [/b]

that's my main friendster photo ....

Fruit of Islam cause man to soil Fruit of Looms.

[HoyaSaxa03]

<img src="http://photos.friendster.com/photos/84/01/821048/1208989419893l.jpg" alt=" - " />

[ggw]

Drug Use Down Among Uncool Teens

[TheNomad]

Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years
 
 Parents Of Suicide Victim Saw It Coming A Mile Away

[PigIron]

No doubt, the one about the landing on the moon, from Our Dumb Century.  Followed by the one about OJ catching the "real killer" - also from Our Dumb Century."

[cb95]

HEADLINE - Bush: Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over
 
 Published January 18, 2001
 
 Most prescient story ever.
 
 Copied here:
 
 http://eagle.la.asu.edu/hester/bush_nightmare.html

[Sir HC]

Forget the exact headline but along the lines of:
 
 "Man on corner says all ya all can go fuck yo selves"
 
 Then has the line about representatives for all yo all could not be reached to respond to his themselves fucking proposition.