Somebody better go check on Chris Crocker!

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Britney Lost Her Kids to K-Fed
 

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears was ordered Monday to surrender custody of her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline.
 
 Superior Court Judge Scott M. Gordon ruled that Federline will take custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, beginning Wednesday "until further order of the court."
 
 The order stemmed from an unspecified oral motion made by Federline's attorneys and was handled in a closed-door hearing. The judge's order didn't state the reason for the change in custody and all transcripts of the proceedings were ordered sealed.
 
 Phone messages left for representatives of Spears and Federline were not immediately returned Monday.
 
 Last month, Gordon said Spears engaged in "habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol." He ordered the pop star to undergo random drug and alcohol testing twice a week as part of her ongoing custody dispute with Federline.
 
 Spears also was previously ordered to meet weekly with a "parenting coach" who was to observe and report back to the court about her parenting skills. Both Spears and Federline must complete the court's "Parenting Without Conflict" class.
 
 Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, were wed in October 2004. She filed for divorce last November and it became official in July. The two have joint custody of their sons, but Federline is seeking a greater share of custody.
 
 Since Spears became single, her troubles have played out in the tabloids. First she was photographed at various Hollywood hotspots partying with Paris Hilton. Some photos captured Spears without panties. Then Spears shaved her head, beat a car with an umbrella and ended up spending a month in rehab.
 
 An MTV Video Music Awards performance last month meant to herald her comeback was universally panned. The following week, Spears' management firm dropped her and her divorce lawyer resigned.
 
 She then was charged with misdemeanor counts of hit-and-run and driving without a valid license for allegedly crashing into a parked car in August.
 
 Spears' new album will be released Nov. 13.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
  Britney Lost Her Kids to K-Fed
 

Would you have bet on that in the first two months of their separation?

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by vansmack:
   

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
  Britney Lost Her Kids to K-Fed
 

Would you have bet on that in the first two months of their separation? [/b]

I did not foresee any scenario ever in which K-Fed would be judged a more fit parent then anyone. I'm in favor of Chris Crocker getting the kids. Popozao!

[miss pretentious]

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:I'm in favor of Chris Crocker getting the kids. Popozao!

I don't think I know another [straight] male more obsessed with Chris Crocker than you.

[twangirl]

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
  Britney Lost Her Kids to K-Fed
   

 The order stemmed from an unspecified oral motion made by Federline's attorneys and was handled in a closed-door hearing.
 
 

[/b]

[bnyced0]

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
   

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:I'm in favor of Chris Crocker getting the kids. Popozao!

I don't think I know another [straight] male more obsessed with Chris Crocker than you. [/b]

The jury is still out, on ALL counts.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
 I don't think I know another [straight] male more obsessed with Chris Crocker than you.

Chris Crocker is the cultural zeitgeist in microcosm.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by bnyced0:
 The jury is still out, on ALL counts.

How high-brow! Homosexual humour!

[Firebutt McGee]

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
 Homosexual humour!

Did someone call?

[sweetcell]

this is one of the better threads to pop up here in a while!  ixkpd-bk, you crack me up.
 
 BTW, am i less of a human for not knowing who chris cocker is?  yes, seriously.
 
   

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
 Spears' new album will be released Nov. 13.

i hate it how they bury the REAL content in this story, hiding it in the trailing paragraph.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by sweetcell:
 
 BTW, am i less of a human for not knowing who chris cocker is?  yes, seriously.
 

Chris Crocker:2 weeks ago::Don't Taze Me, Bro:now

[sweetcell]

ah, thanks for the brain jump-start.  saw the vid, never got the name.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Remember when you used to be able to come on this board and learn about obscure bands you had never heard of before?

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Remember when you used to be able to come on this board and learn about obscure bands you had never heard of before?

Youtube clips are the new obscure indie bands.
 
 Lonelygirl15 is our Radiohead; Jessica Rose our Thom Yorke (albeit much cuter)!

[bull930]

You guys forgot the real story.....Gimme More is #1 on ITunes!!!!