I decided last night that the worst part of the Olympics isnt even the sport, its the DAMN announcers.
heres the list
1. Bob Costas. Just cause he's part Greek or something? he's a LOSER and he only likes reporting bad news. and after the opening ceremonies, i want him dead.
2. the manly chick on cable in the morning, Mary Corelli or something. Shes just too wierd, shes like Howard Cosell's niece or something and talks with her mouth closed out of the side of it or something.
3. Jim Lampley. Looks like the kind of guy who would molest children.
4. Teddy, the Boxing announcer. Hes TOO annoying and wants EVERYONE to "punch to the body" look you dumb fuck, you go down there and punch those scrappy Cuban guys in the body!
5. Rowdy Gaines. just shut the hell up Rowdy, you are a has-been swimmer and NOT a sportcaster.
6. That whiny bitch who announces diving. I hate her, and how she has to point out every divers flaws and then say thier score was too high, bitter are we?
i think i have them all. The gymnastics annnouncer was ok actually, a little gay, but hey, its gymnastics!
I'm watching the rest of the games on MUTE!