shit's gonna hit the fan

[Ikarus]

arafat's impending death is bad enough, but if the israelis don't allow him to be buried in jerusalem...well, anyway, duck and cover...

[Guiny]

It'll be nothing Isreal can't take care of.

[chaz]

Yesterday there were false reports he had died...I was listening to WTOP in the car and there was some Bush press conference being aired and a reporter told W that Arafat was dead and his thoughts etc....Bush said "god bless his soul" blah blah blah....
 
 Bet that reporter feels pretty silly now.

[Frank Gallagher]

I think Dubya should go to Paris and see old Yasser on his deathbed, so hopefully hee-haw will catch whatever Arafat has got.
 
 
 Is it just me or does Yasser look like a really old Ringo Starr?

[thirsty moore]

Totally, I think Dupek might lay claim to this one though.
 
 

Originally posted by O'Mankie:
 Is it just me or does Yasser look like a really old Ringo Starr?

<img src="http://www.greendevils.com.pl/combat_course/plan_at/plan_at1/arafat.jpg" alt=" - " />
 "The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off."
 
 Ringo Starr

[Random Citizen]

New reality TV show: Weekend at Yasser's. Is he dead or alive? You decide!

<img src="http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/02-oldmn.jpg" alt=" - " />
  He's getting better...

[palahniukkubrick]

I've been hearing that Arafat is actually dying of AIDS. Anyone know the story?

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I heard the same thing about Rob Lowe and Bryan Adams when I was in high school in the 80's. Did they die yet?
 
 

Originally posted by palahniukkubrick:
  I've been hearing that Arafat is actually dying of AIDS. Anyone know the story?

[Guiny]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  I heard the same thing about Rob Lowe and Bryan Adams when I was in high school in the 80's. Did they die yet?

They may as well have.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I read that he used to have orgies with his bodyguards back in the 80's.
 
 

Originally posted by palahniukkubrick:
  I've been hearing that Arafat is actually dying of AIDS. Anyone know the story?

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  I read that he used to have orgies with his bodyguards back in the 80's.
 
   

Originally posted by palahniukkubrick:
  I've been hearing that Arafat is actually dying of AIDS. Anyone know the story?

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so did Bryan Adams and Rob Lowe....

[Frank Gallagher]

Why is the camel known as the ship of the desert?
 
 Because it's always full of arab semen!!
 
 
 Maybe he got mad camel disease?

<img src="http://asylumeclectica.com/sightseer/us/mo/glore/pike.jpg" alt=" - " />
 I think it best for all involved if Arafat could be placed in a specially constructed electronic chair a'la Captain Pike on Star Trek.  That way he could still make the neccessary decisions required as leader...one beep for yes, two for no.