Anyone want to discuss lint?

[kosmo vinyl]

[jkeisenh]

actually, i just found quite the satisfyingly large piece of lint in my jeans pocket.  that's unusual for me, since my laundry tends to have very little lint.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

One thing about growing old and having an expanding belly means more lint for the old collection.

[Guiny]

I think I'll start a photo album.

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 I think that this could be funny if I knew who the fuck Jeremy Beadle was..?

[joeavrage]

Originally posted by marquee smith:
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 I think that this could be funny if I knew who the fuck Jeremy Beadle was..?

Ah... Beadle. He had some pretty funny shows back in the day "Beadle's About" was sooo much better than Jamie Kennedy,
 and somebody needs to make a new version of "Game for a laugh"

[markie]

Originally posted by marquee smith:
 
 I think that this could be funny if I knew who the fuck Jeremy Beadle was..?

He presented one of the funny home video shows in Britain, however the book is funny as Mr Beadle has a deformed hand that is unusually small....

[Jaguär]

Kosmo, you asked for it!
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 "Belly Button Plant
 
 Last September I went alone on a canoe trip. On the very first day my canoe turned over in a rapid and I lost some of my equipment in the water. Fortunately, I managed to save my camping gear and my food. But I lost all my spare clothes. So I knew I would have to wear the same outfit for the rest of the trip.
 
 Six days later, I was finally back home. The first thing I wanted to do was to change clothes and take a shower. But when I took off my sweater, to my amazement, I could see something sticking out of my belly button! I couldnâ??t believe it: something was growing in there!
 
 I immediately grabbed my camera, went outside and began taking shots. Then I proceeded to carefully remove the seedling from my belly button: I could now see it was actually rooted in some fuzz! Now, I can understand how some belly button lint could have accumulated over a week. But what are the chances for a seed to get its way in there, germinate and then grow so fast? Iâ??ve never heard of anything like that in my whole life! Well, I guess that seed found everything it needed in my belly button: lint as a growth medium, moisture from sweat and splashes, warmth from my body heat, and some sunlight throught my loosely knit sweater. I kept the seedling afterwards in a mini bouquet vase. I watered the rootball everyday. It nevertheless died a few days later.
 
 --Stephan M.
 Montreal, Quebec, Canada"
 
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