Hey, the Canucks invented the game so you can't really expect too much from the doodles, even though they claim the sport as their own....in which case it sucks to be third (at best) in one of your national pastimes and not even qualify in your other.
Tee hee, tee hee, ha ha ha hahahahahaha.
At least your girls do well in their sports, even without the help of drugs or judges.