Men who enjoy watching professional wrestling are really consuming latent homoeroticism...all of those "healthy" pumped chests. If pro wrestlers are really such hale athletes, then why do they frequently die in their thirties? Is it because they aren't so healthy after all? Is it really an aritificial steroid healthiness...those manly, sweaty beefcakes?
The only professional wrestlers you can look at on TV, without partaking in latent rump-ranger fare, is masked Mexican wrestlers who fight monsters and space aliens on celluloid. They're waykewl, in a mystery science vein.
Hint: Which of the following two images do you find to be the most homoerotic?
#1. <img src="http://www.monografias.com/trabajos10/santo/Image3830.gif" alt=" - " />
or
#2. <img src="http://wrestlingpicsny.tripod.com/brutusthebarber.jpg" alt=" - " />