I knew this guy in my dorm named Vernon Berger. He had this ugly girlfriend named Renee. Despite being high school sweethearts and sticking together and going to the same college, Renee would not let Vernon fuck her. So he was left to dry hump her on numerous occasions, which apparently led to some sticky situations.
Eventually they broke up, and Renee started dating a new guy, who she fucked within a month.
Vernon also told a story of how he was travelling in the South, and a stranger was badmouthing Jews until Vernon mentioned that HE was a Jew. Apparently, the stranger then asked him where his horns were. Vernon asked him why would he ask such a thing. The stranger responded that he had heard that all Jews have horns. I personally think that Vernon was making that shit up, probably just frustrated from cumming in his pants all those times.
