Things that Never Happened/Don't Exist

[vansmack]

Inspired by the SG and the other thread, kindly post things you'd rather forget about ever happening.  We'll start with music, but when that gets boring, we'll expand it.  I'll go first:
 
 The Gary Cherone era in Van Halen

[kcjones119]

<img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/af/200px-Cut_the_Crap.jpg" alt=" - " />

[thirsty moore]

Dee Dee Ramone's Hip Hop album
 The Clash's Cut the Crap
 Velvet Underground's final album - no Lou Reed?!

[thirsty moore]

KCJones beat me to it!

[kcjones119]

I have no personal opinion on its/his existence, but I bet Garth Brooks wishes everyone would forget Chris Gaines.
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[Venerable Bede]

my attendance at a performance on june 13, 2007 at the oakland coliseum.  i was never there.

[miss pretentious]

<img src="http://www.100megsfree4.com/wiawrestling/graphics/RandySavageCD.jpg" alt=" - " />  or maybe...
 
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[6949]

The NY Dolls at the 9:30 club: David Johansen's spandex white pants sans underwear, me front row center.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  my attendance at a performance on june 13, 2007 at the oakland coliseum.  i was never there.

Me niether, don't know what you're talking about.
 
 And to bring things up to date, the Don't Stand So Close to Me '86 Remix never happened either.  The Police really ended once and for all in 1985.

[kcjones119]

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[sweetcell]

reggaeton - all of it.

[El Jefe Design]

You forgot John Cena's album in your wrestling mix.

[TheREALHunter]

Originally posted by vansmack:
  Inspired by the SG and the other thread, kindly post things you'd rather forget about ever happening.  We'll start with music, but when that gets boring, we'll expand it.  I'll go first:
 
 The Gary Cherone era in Van Halen

Hell throw Hagar in there too while you're at it.

[TheREALHunter]

Audioslave

[TheREALHunter]

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