Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable

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[LostSoul]

Replace "ice" with mud, and "hockey" with wrestling.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Pubic bush flashing for every goal scored.

[Guiny]

Shave their armpits, face and legs.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Who knew that bleaching your hair an obviously fake shade of blonde was a requirement to be a female hockey player?
 
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I wonder if they all menstruate together?  BTW, I'll bet the carpet matches the drapes on Engstrom.

[sonickteam2]

how about teaching the other teams to play the game!!!!!! 16-0 isnt fun no matter what sport your watching!

[sonickteam2]

actually, i think we should stop complaining about the women's hockey, although its humourous to hear everyone talk like chaveunistic pigs.
 
  because, the women cant do everything!! I mean, between the harrowing downhill wipeouts and the countless luge wrecks, figure skating tumbles and crying epidodes, i think the men should upstage the women in at least one sport!!!!!!!!
 
  (lord knows they got upstaged in snowboarding!)

[HoyaSaxa03]

did anyone else see hannah teeter's interview today on sportscenter?  perhaps the most annoying surfer/snowboarder patois i've ever heard

Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
  did anyone else see hannah's teats?

Linky?

[Arlette]

Ha ha, I'm loving this thread and you guys having fun with the whole female athlete thing.  So many stupid jokes, so little time.  

I wonder if BadSushi will read this thread?

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by Arlette:
 
 Anyway, the only really good thing about it was that Rod Langway was our coach (before he was Rod Langway) and we made out a couple of times while he was giving me a ride home.  He shoots, he scores!    

you are old.

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
  did anyone else see hannah teeter's interview today on sportscenter?  perhaps the most annoying surfer/snowboarder patois i've ever heard

i tell you what.  I watched the entire coverage of the snowboarding event last night and i thought that ALL FOUR of those US girls were fucking obnoxious twitbags. especially the 16 year old.
 
 but to be fair, that Shawn White kid seemed like a little twit to me also.

[Arlette]

Originally posted by Thom Foolerie:
   

Originally posted by Arlette:
 
 Anyway, the only really good thing about it was that Rod Langway was our coach (before he was Rod Langway) and we made out a couple of times while he was giving me a ride home.  He shoots, he scores!      

you are wise. [/b]

I fixed that for you.