good ol spence abraham. i'll always remember the onion article about him when he was nominated for secretary of energy:
New Energy Secretary Guesses He Ought To Read Up On Energy
WASHINGTON, DC-- Spencer Abraham, the newly installed U.S. Energy
Secretary, admitted Monday that he probably ought to read up on energy. "I
know energy is really important, and that there was a big crisis back in
the '70s, but other than that, I'm in the dark," Abraham said. "I was
hoping to be appointed Secretary of Transportation, which I know a lot more
about, but that one was already taken." The former Michigan senator said he
plans to go to the library Thursday to look up "Energy" in The World Book
Encyclopedia.