WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES!

WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES!

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

indie bands wish they were this clever with their titles...

[vansmack]

Every Great song is a country song, but this list clearly proves that not every country song is a great song.

[RatBastard]

"I married her because she looks like you."

[MiloGTC]

I see they got Kinky Friedman's "Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed" (the song that earned - and I do mean "earned" - him the Male Chauvinist Pig of the Year award from NOW), but how could they leave off his "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore"?
 
 My all-time favorite is one written by my old guitar teacher, "I'm Dancing With Tears In My Eyes 'Cause the Girl In My Arms Bit My Nose."

[keithstg]

"She's not Cheatin (She's Gettin' Even)"

I always liked the song:
 
  Work your fingers to the bone - whadda ya get?  Boney Fingers.

[mankie]

"Bitch done left me"
 
 Come on...there has to be a country song with that title.
 
 Or how about.
 
 "Bitch has gone and took my dog, God how I'll miss that dog"

[RonniStar]

3 words: Achin Breakig Heart!
 
 I rather listen to Redneck Woman or Save A Horse, Ride The Cowboy than this!