I am over 30 and I got:
"you are a pretentious indie asshole. you piss off everybody but other pretentious indie assholes. you suck extremely hard and only listen to stuff on pitchfork media. fuck you."
And I'm sure that you are agreeing with that. That's okay, I'll claim it with pride and I would say that I embrace my inner pretentious indie asshole except that I would sound too much like a certain someone who is "not a scenester at all".
Funny thing is, I don't like GBV and I don't read Pitchfork, yet, they are my people and I love everyone of those pretentious indie assholes. Even some of those record nerds.