to bill brasky......

[BookerT]

Bill Brasky once gave me a videotape of him having sex with my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!

[vansmack]

All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos.

[BookerT]

Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na! They did not want to be called that.

[vansmack]

Brasky once hosted the Grammy's, and gave every award to Corey Hart!

[BookerT]

It was the sight of Braskyâ??s naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane!

[keithstg]

Bill Brasky was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball and take a shotgun blast standing!

[beetsnotbeats]

Bill Brasky was fathered by his own sperm. He is the ultimate motherfucker.

[allmy$to930]

Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million.

[thirsty moore]

Bill Brasky once urinated on the Declaration of Independence!  John Hancock was so honored that he dug himself out of his grave just to shake Brasky's hand!

Originally posted by econo:
  Bill Brasky once urinated on the Declaration of Independence!  John Hancock was so honored that he dug himself out of his grave just to shake Brasky's hand!

That's so grade school...

[keithstg]

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl. Well, Brasky shows up and you know he's a big fella. Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky! We spend the weekend in the Poconos â?? he loved me like I've never been loved before!

[pj]

I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!

[keithstg]

Originally posted by P.J.:
  I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!

Did you know Brasky did three tours in 'Nam?

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by BookerT:
  It was the sight of Braskyâ??s naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane!

That's peculiar because if you drop a record needle on Brasky's nipple it plays the Beach Boy's Pet Sounds.

When are you gonna run out?  The brasky well is very low.