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[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Subject: Big penis wins over a small penis like a dick wins over a finger.
 
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[beetsnotbeats]

Do they also sell cooties vaccinations and x-ray spex?

[jd930]

Just received:
 
 Subject: Sail down the love canal more confidently
 
 At last you've got a babe that's hot
 You wanna hump her moistened twat.
 She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
 But would your penile size suffice?
 Not sure she will ask for more?
 You need a dong she would adore!
 But how to raise it long and thick?
 Your only hope is MegaDik!
 You'll get so wanted super-size
 And see wild craving in her eyes!
 Your schlong will bang her poon so deep,
 Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!

[Frank Gallagher]

So ladies, truthfully...
 
 as far as enjoyment goes, how small is too small and how big is too big?

[ggw]

Is that Yeats or Keats?  I always get them confused.
 
 

Originally posted by jd930:
 At last you've got a babe that's hot
 You wanna hump her moistened twat.
 She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
 But would your penile size suffice?
 Not sure she will ask for more?
 You need a dong she would adore!
 But how to raise it long and thick?
 Your only hope is MegaDik!
 You'll get so wanted super-size
 And see wild craving in her eyes!
 Your schlong will bang her poon so deep,
 Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!

[BookerT]

A man without big penis is like the sky without birds.
 
 With new inches - new women.
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 You can enlarge your nose to make women think that you have a big penis, but it's easier to enlarge your penis.
 lNuiDw WKzeL

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Is that Yeats or Keats?  I always get them confused.
 
   

Originally posted by jd930:
 At last you've got a babe that's hot
 You wanna hump her moistened twat.
 She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
 But would your penile size suffice?
 Not sure she will ask for more?
 You need a dong she would adore!
 But how to raise it long and thick?
 Your only hope is MegaDik!
 You'll get so wanted super-size
 And see wild craving in her eyes!
 Your schlong will bang her poon so deep,
 Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!

[/b]

Reads more like Wilde....

[shemptiness]

Keats and Yeats are on your side
 While Wilde is on mine
 
 ...Moz

[beetsnotbeats]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Is that Yeats or Keats?  I always get them confused.

Sammy Cahn.

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Shemp:
  Keats and Yeats are on your side
 While Wilde is on mine
 
 ...Moz

Nice pick up...that's were I was going with it, and I think GGW began the journey....

[jd930]

Originally posted by BookerT:
  A man without big penis is like the sky without birds.
 
 With new inches - new women.
 CHECK NOW
 You can enlarge your nose to make women think that you have a big penis, but it's easier to enlarge your penis.
 lNuiDw WKzeL

Becasuse you know what they say about men with big noses. What?

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Is that Yeats or Keats?  I always get them confused.

i.m. cummings

[jd930]

Originally posted by Jaguar:
   

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Is that Yeats or Keats?  I always get them confused.

i.m. cummings [/b]

heh heh, good one.

[nkotb]

There's no need to enumerate all the advantages of the bigger pen!s

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