Today is my first furlough day, so I caught up on the Teen Choice awards which have been on the DVR for a little while.
Here's what I learned:
I'm (still) never having daughters.
The chubby Jonas Brother is my favorite and I suspect he'll have a Danny Bonaduce breakdown that we can only hope is filmed live on a reality show. And Frankie Jonas has no chance in life. He'll be arrested before 18 for sure...
Kristen Bell is the voice of Gossip Girl. Somehow I never knew this...Why is somebody that hot only lending her voice? If this Heroes thing doesn't work out, she's got a job waiting for her.
Chuck Bass is British in real life. So is Edward of Team Edward fame.
I'm left wondering who they support. I'll guess Edward is an Arsenal fan, and Chuck, I have no idea. (I actually googled it - I was right about Team Edward, and Chuck Bass supports Chelsea. I heart the intertubes)
Chace Crawford is going to have 10 times the career of Zac Efron when it's all said and done. You heard it here first. Chace has room to grow into a serious actor where Zac will always be a teenager, despite turning 22 next month.
Who's more typecast - Cam Gigandet as a villain or Zac Efron as teenager? Sub-question - did you ever think Volcheck would get another role in your life, let alone a role on the hottest movie of the year?
I hate Comcast, but I love these new FBI commercials with Shaq and Ben Stiller. Speaking of commercials, I had to hit the 30 second skip button an average of 10 times to get back to the program. That's ridiculous. I rarely hit it more than 5 times.
I'm thoroughly enjoying the resurgence of Mike Tyson.
I can't wait for Glee. Seriously.
Do you think Rupaul is jealous of Miss J's fame? I know Rupaul really wanted a teen choice award. Who wins that bitch fight, BTW?
Miley Cyrus is really growing up. Quickly. But I still can't get over that mouth. How long is Emily Osment going to be living in her shadow?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Hayden Panettieri is going to be one of the hottest late 20's/early 30 something's on the planet next decade.
Britney didn't perform, which is a shame. Is your career over when you receive a lifetime achievement award from the Teen Choice Awards? I also wanted Paramore to perform, but they didn't. We did get 2 Jonas Brothers songs, Sean Kingston, the Black Eyed Peas and the clear winner - Miley Cyrus for her use of a trailer and the trash that comes with it.
Alright, that's all I got. I'm off to the beach.