Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...

[godsshoeshine]

didnt need to know youre a swinger, james

yeah, nhl starts first week of october most years, so we'll have that. i think the nba has a really good chance to have next season wiped out though

if i was nbc i'd have nhl games every saturday and sunday too. maybe a double header

[vansmack]

didnt need to know youre a swinger, james

I did.  Say hi to Celeste for me...

[sweetcell]

No such thing as monogamy on a Vansmack blog.

smackie might come across as a playah, but underneath it all he's a very loyal and pro-mono kind of guy.  srsly.

[James Ford]

My life aint a Vansmack blog or a Vegas trip.

didnt need to know youre a swinger, james

yeah, nhl starts first week of october most years, so we'll have that. i think the nba has a really good chance to have next season wiped out though

if i was nbc i'd have nhl games every saturday and sunday too. maybe a double header

[godsshoeshine]

neither is mine

[vansmack]

Mine totally is....

[vansmack]

smackie might come across as a playah, but underneath it all he's a very loyal and pro-mono kind of guy.  srsly.

This was true when I was married or in a relationship.  Right now I'd hide your daughters...

[Frank Gallagher]

smackie might come across as a playah, but underneath it all he's a very loyal and pro-mono kind of guy.  srsly.

This was true when I was married or in a relationship.  Right now I'd hide your daughters...

....wait....no more smackette???

Holy shit! Why didn't someone tell me.....my missus is out and about on her own as I type.. gotta go!!!!!!!

[ggw]

Once you announced you were swapping DirecTV for a chihuahua, it was clear the marriage was on its last legs.

[vansmack]

Once you announced you were swapping DirecTV for a chihuahua, it was clear the marriage was on its last legs.

Brilliant insight.  It's clear that I did all I could....

And for the record, I got the dog.  Non-negotiable.

[Jaguar]

Wow, Smackie. I keep hoping that this was just some sort of wise crack. You know, like a Smackism.

If it's true, I'm so sorry and hope that the best happens for both of you. Hopefully, you'll only look back on it as one of the positive parts of your life instead of one filled with hate, hurt and regret.

Watch out world!!! Smackie is on the loose again!

[Frank Gallagher]

You did better than me mate. My ex-bitch got the kid (inc. ungodly amounts of child support), the house, better car, all the furniture plus MY dog. My dog that she gave away two months later.

Ah, divorce in the peoples republic of Maryland!

If I had a va-j-j I'd make a career of divorce in MD.

Sorry about your split though mate, it's never easy. When did this happen?

OY! Just got a txt from my missus, she says to call her!

[vansmack]

Thank you for the support but it's unnecessary.  I'm doing just fine, I'm just MUCH LESS wealthy.  The joys of a community property state...

I only posted about it because I was starting to joke about my exploits and I didn't want to make it look like I was being disrespectful, which sweetcell so correctly noted as not being my style.  Of course, he's only saying that with the hope that his wife is not in my sights...

 

[Jaguar]

^ Bet that feels a tiny bit like coming out of the closet. Not as much or as dramatic, of course, but you've now got the freedom of talking as you'd like without having to watch what you say.

I, for one, have no doubt that you will somehow come through this with flying colors.

You don't have to answer this if you'd prefer not but was this the real reason for your move awhile ago? 

[Frank Gallagher]

wait....so smackie came out of the closet and smackette left him?

I'm so confused .....