Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...

[xneverwherex]

wait - does this mean joseph finally has someone to go to shows with? -- i mean he realized at some point i couldnt possibly make it to SF for all those shows, nor could he make it to NYC.

then again - maybe his wife keeps him on a tight leash. (youd prob know better than me tho).

[vansmack]

You don't have to answer this if you'd prefer not but was this the real reason for your move awhile ago? 

The move last March was an attempt to salvage things.  Change of scenery, get a dog, new furniture, etc.  Rarely works and didn't on this occasion either, but I had to try.

I LOVE my new neighborhood, dog and furniture though!  Just wish I had DirecTV!

[Jaguar]

Well, at least you tried. That's more than I've seen some people do. Also, it appears that a lot of good things come from that relationship that may not have happened otherwise, so you really are on the winning end. And I don't mean 'winning' being between you and her but just within the grand scheme of your life.

I want to see a picture of your chihuahua. 

[sweetcell]

i must admit that he's a very handsome chihuahua. 

and he knows it.

[vansmack]

I want to see a picture of your chihuahua. 

The chick magnet?

[Jaguar]

Ah, poco Smackito. 

Definitely a chick magnet!

[ggw]

If vansmack offers to show you his "long haired dachsund" you should politely decline.

[Jaguar]

^ So you've seen it, GGW? 

[vansmack]

I'll be recording this - I'm very interested to see how the super computer fares:

Humans had a good run: Watson to Debut on Jeopardy tonight

Today, tomorrow, and the 16th are the fateful days: IBM's Watson supercomputer will go head to head with Brad Rutter and Ken Jennings in this silly, human-devised game we call Jeopardy. It promises to be some kickass TV, at the very least, and a historic event if Watson can prevail over his fleshy competition. The two matches, which are being spread over the three days, were pre-taped, so Ken, Brad, Alex and Watson already know the outcome, but they've done a pretty good job of keeping the secret so far. Hopefully they can keep mum until 7pm-ish this evening (check your local listings for a specific time).

[Frank Gallagher]

Ah, poco Smackito. 

Definitely a chick magnet!

A bloke and a cheewowa seems more of a guy magnet.......just say'n!

"Drop the chalupa!" - sorry, couldn't help myself!

[vansmack]

First off, his name is Chicharito, and by all first hand accounts he's much gayer than I am.

Second, he has landed me more dates with chicks than dudes.  So far.

[sweetcell]

Second, he has landed me more dates with chicks than dudes.  So far.

right, but had you given me a chance the score would be 1-1.  bitch.

[vansmack]

right, but had you given me a chance the score would be 1-1.  bitch.

Lol.

Psst - [whisper]Danica.[/whisper]

[vansmack]

I couldn't be a bigger dork that I've watched this 5 times this morning and can't stop watching it.  Man I would love to do Zelda all over again....

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/02/15/john-hughes-legend-of-zelda-trailer-video/

[vansmack]

I'm sure few of you stayed up last night to watch the Caps-Ducks game, but it was pretty damn entertaining.

Jonas Hiller, you can return to the lineup any day now...