Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...

[vansmack]

although thought this wasn't his first time at the rodeo?

You are correct.  Though I rather enjoyed both my second chance at freedom and am enjoying my second chance at marriage...

and they are in San Francisco, definition of marriage is a little looser than the rest of the country :0

You're welcome.

but regardless Mazel Tov
...may you bear many mini-smax

One max, and if it doesn't happen, we'll have no problem with travelling the rest of our lives..

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

We're talking babies up in here!?1 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

I am about to go full on Katherine Heigl up in here!!!

[shemptiness]

Ryan Adams transforms Taylor Swift?s 1989 into a melancholy masterpiece

And it's brilliant....

http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/10/ryan-adams-brings-his-taylor-swift-covers-to-the-daily-show-watch/

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Ryan Adams transforms Taylor Swift?s 1989 into a melancholy masterpiece

And it's brilliant....

http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/10/ryan-adams-brings-his-taylor-swift-covers-to-the-daily-show-watch/

and still no one is talking about Trevor Noah...wonder how long he'll last
Shame that John Oliver got his own show (which is awesome) as he should have taken the helm

[sweetcell]

One max, and if it doesn't happen, we'll have no problem with travelling the rest of our lives..

admittedly kiddos change how you travel, but in the 2 years we've had our little guys we've flown to belgium, vermont, canada, mexico, kentucky, california and we're getting ready to go to panama for xmas.  it can be done

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

One max, and if it doesn't happen, we'll have no problem with travelling the rest of our lives..

admittedly kiddos change how you travel, but in the 2 years we've had our little guys we've flown to belgium, vermont, canada, mexico, kentucky, california and we're getting ready to go to panama for xmas.  it can be done

Ok...need you to talk to my wife!
been getting the Heisman on suggestions to do some international travel with the kids

[sweetcell]

Ok...need you to talk to my wife!

sure... is she cute?

(my tribute to a once-free smackie... )

seriously tho, sidehatch... if we can do it with twins, you can do it too.  kids are a lot more resilient than many folks given them credit for.  parents gotta live too!

[vansmack]

Ok...need you to talk to my wife!

sure... is she cute?

Yep...   Stop there. Or start there I suppose...

[shemptiness]

Halos just gave somebody a wedding present.

And Scherzer rises from the dead.  What a weird day.

[vansmack]

Halos just gave somebody a wedding present.

Yep.  Couldn't pull through in the end, but that was awesome.

[godsshoeshine]

great wedding! smackie's brother in law was completely confused on how we know each other

"what's a 930 club?"

[sweetcell]

"what's a 930 club?"

"dude, it's totally like a 420 club, only 54.8387% better!!!"

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

That math seems suspect but I'm not a stats guru like RatBastard so I can't say for sure.

[Space Freely]

That math seems suspect but I'm not a stats guru like RatBastard so I can't say for sure.

I don't often read this thread, but I saw the word "math" and figured I'd make an exception. Yep, that calculation does sound like the work of Ratbastard. It would actually make it 120+% better!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

That math seems suspect but I'm not a stats guru like RatBastard so I can't say for sure.

I don't often read this thread, but I saw the word "math" and figured I'd make an exception. Yep, that calculation does sound like the work of Ratbastard. It would actually make it 120+% better!

The thing is, it's not like 420 is 54.8387% of 930 either. That mistake I could at least follow.