Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...

[chaz]

smackie at a traci lords meet and greet... someone PLEASE video this.

I was in this band in the early 90's that went up to NYC to record with Kramer of Bongwater/Ween/Galaxie 500/Low fame.  We stayed at his house for the weekend.  During the tour of the accommodations he excitedly told us he'd be happy to share with us his collection of jailbait-era Tracy Lords porn.

What a completely surreal and bizarre time.

Sorry to veer off track of what Smackie thinks we should know.

PS that festival sounds great to me.  The fucking MUMMIES.  The Real Kids?  Didn't know there was anything happening with them.  And the Dwarves?  I've got a good Dwarves story but I'll have to save that for another day.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The fucking MUMMIES. 

I would LOVE to see the Mummies if they ever did east coast dates.

[vansmack]

Sorry to veer off track of what Smackie thinks we should know.

Why you would ever think that Smackie doesn't think people need to know that Jailbait Era Traci Lords porn exists and has been seen by a boardie is beyond me.  Smackie Approved.

[vansmack]

way to by at the top of the market...SF has gone absolutely bonkers in the last 2 years
Sold in 2013 and have been weeping rivers every time I Zillow it

Well, I disagree that it's the top of the market.  SF isn't doing anything to fix it's supply of housing while demand is continuing to rise.  And the primary focus on new homes is the Affordable/BMR type, which only benefits those at market rates. We negotiated a "bargain" in that we managed to pay under the market rate of $1000 per sq foot...

However the real driver was our skyrocketing rent.  Our mortgage is actually less than what our rent had risen to, which is insane. SF Property values were beating our market returns so it's an investment for sure.

I'm fairly confident only the big one can do me in now.... 

[hutch]

way to by at the top of the market...SF has gone absolutely bonkers in the last 2 years
Sold in 2013 and have been weeping rivers every time I Zillow it

Well, I disagree that it's the top of the market.  SF isn't doing anything to fix it's supply of housing while demand is continuing to rise.  And the primary focus on new homes is the Affordable/BMR type, which only benefits those at market rates. We negotiated a "bargain" in that we managed to pay under the market rate of $1000 per sq foot...

However the real driver was our skyrocketing rent.  Our mortgage is actually less than what our rent had risen to, which is insane. SF Property values were beating our market returns so it's an investment for sure.

I'm fairly confident only the big one can do me in now.... 

lookin' forward to sidehatch's continued weepy posts across social media about all the money he lost selling his home in SF....

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lookin' forward to sidehatch's continued weepy posts across social media about all the money he lost selling his home in SF....

hmm...really think that's the first time I've posted that
but I've been wrong before

and I agree...Rent is beyond insanity there now too

[hutch]

lookin' forward to sidehatch's continued weepy posts across social media about all the money he lost selling his home in SF....

hmm...really think that's the first time I've posted that
but I've been wrong before

yes yes wrong again.. no worries...its expected...you did some crying on facebook when a mutual acquaintance was talking about buying a place in SF....

[vansmack]

I remember the days when the guys on this forum used to compare our cock sizes. Now we're comparing housing square footage. Damn, we're getting old.

No joke.

I just received these two texts from 2 friends about 30 seconds apart:

"C admitted to labor & delivery this morning. Keep you posted..."

"D may have already reached out to you, but we are currently separated and I could use legal consultation though not action and wondered if you might know someone."

One mans high during another mans low and Smackie's just somewhere in the middle.

[Yada]

I love the personal posts of hutch and sidehutch.

We're due for a good public flight... air some grievances dudes!

[Yada]

sidehutch, what year did you buy a property in SF?

[vansmack]

sidehutch

Don't know if that was an intentional misspelling, but I laughed.

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sidehutch, what year did you buy a property in SF?

07 which seemed like the top of the market then

sidehutch


Don't know if that was an intentional misspelling, but I laughed.

the sidehutch entered the vernacular 6 months ago thanks to yada

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if I were in sf...I'd probably try to attend this

[hutch]

if I were in sf...I'd probably try to attend this

you don't sound committed....

[vansmack]

if I were in sf...I'd probably try to attend this

Not on 4/20. As you probably recall, SF becomes a very un-SF city on 4/20 and my condo is near Haight and Stanyan.

Any other day and I would consider it.