Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...

[hutch]

Anybody here on Ambien? Space?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

This morning, it's ben the racist side effects of Ambien.

That is a normal side-effect. Move on, find a new slant.

[vansmack]

My money (at 11:17am EST) is on it being Jerry Colangelo.

Undoubtedly, and here's the smoking gun:

"And, at every turn, the accounts relentlessly defended or promoted Colangelo."

This is Social Media 101 to throw off your scent. 

I'll take "Brian Colangelo checked into rehab for a drinking problem" - though they might use substance abuse instead of drinking within the next week.

[vansmack]

I hear laurel...but it's coming out of my shitty speakers on my Surface

I forgot to circle back on this.  It is absolutely dependent on frequency of speakers.  On the SONOS I could only hear Laurel regardless of source or SONOS speaker.  Same for my Chromebook.  But on my phone and Win10 machine at work, hooked up to a Dell speaker bar, it was Yanny.  So much ado about nothing. 

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I'll take "Brian Colangelo checked into rehab for a drinking problem" - though they might use substance abuse instead of drinking within the next week.

I don't understand what you're saying. If its his dad, why would Bryan do that?

[vansmack]

I'll take "Brian Colangelo checked into rehab for a drinking problem" - though they might use substance abuse instead of drinking within the next week.

I don't understand what you're saying. If its his dad, why would Bryan do that?

Sorry - in my haste to get west coast caught up, I both misspelled Bryan and misread your message. 

And I think this was Bryan, not Jerry, and Bryan blames poor decisions to send tweets after drinking binges.

Also, there is no way the poster used a VPN so this will be easy to crack.  For the record, I use Private Internet Access VPN.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Have you seen the tweets where one of the accounts claims to be 77 and have a middle aged daughter? Think it’s all just smoke?

[vansmack]

Have you seen the tweets where one of the accounts claims to be 77 and have a middle aged daughter? Think it’s all just smoke?

Sorry - I'm reading stuff about the accounts and twitter account recovery emails and phone numbers...

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

We've found the egg account for the Deep Throat: https://twitter.com/SixersEnough

People are already pulling account recovery numbers off it and its associated (probably burner) gmail account and they are not the same as anything on the 5 accounts in question.

[vansmack]

Alright, I've listened to this and now I'm waiting for the end of the Sixers investigation.  Sixers fans sound crazy enough to frame Bryan...

Moving on to Arkady Babchenko.  Fascinating.

[vansmack]

https://twitter.com/Ukraine/status/869532150760165377

Yes, I loved that.

Also looking forward to the downfall of Paul Manafort and to see who he takes down with him.

It's on.

Manafort is going to be put in jail so that he stops obstructing justice.

[vansmack]

Yacht Rock is back on SiriusXM for the summer.  They moved it to channel 70. 

I never put two and two together, but it's very possible that Yacht Rock release day could be Weblebrity is a Bitch day....

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I never put two and two together, but it's very possible that Yacht Rock release day could be Weblebrity is a Bitch day....

”Another Festivus Weblebrity is a Bitch Day miracle!!”

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this seems like the place for this
Pornhub adds closed captions for viewers with hearing loss
that's gotta be a fun job doing the transcription

Although adding a ASL interpreter would be fun too

[vansmack]

Although adding a ASL interpreter would be fun too

See, now you're thinking.  Every now and then jumps in the action....