Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...

[vansmack]

Chef Dominique Crenn is engaged to actor Maria Bello.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

that inspired me to watch some of the best scenes in "history of violence"
which led me to find out about
Falling is a 2020 film written and directed by Viggo Mortensen in his feature directorial debut

[sweetcell]

AKA things that "Elias Leight" wants you to know:

‘The Whole System Collapsed’: Inside the Music Industry’s Ongoing Distribution Crisis
‘It’s amazing how a company most have never heard of can bring the U.S. music industry to its knees,’ said one label exec struggling to get his artists’ records into stores

[hutch]

This really is a crisis...my local store is always having problems stocking the vinyl they need

[vansmack]

You should all be saying thank you and investing your savings in something that might actually be beneficial....

For example: For Hutch

For Sweetcell

Smackie is also for the children.

[sweetcell]

You should all be saying thank you and investing your savings in something that might actually be beneficial....

For example: For Hutch

For Sweetcell

Smackie is also for the children.

dude, no need to get your 529 in your state of residence... our current one is in Utah.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

You should all be saying thank you and investing your savings in something that might actually be beneficial....

For example: For Hutch

For Sweetcell

Smackie is also for the children.

didn't think I'd get to use this again...

[vansmack]

dude, no need to get your 529 in your state of residence... our current one is in Utah.

Well, I wasn't going to do the research for you...

But any resident of VA who doesn't deduct the contributions to their VA 529 from their state taxes would be a fool.  And yes, while Utah does allow you to deduct against your income and Washington does not, just what Utah income are you hiding from us, sweetcell? 

I'll go first:  Mormon Boys Tabernacle Choir Director?

[sweetcell]

dude, no need to get your 529 in your state of residence... our current one is in Utah.

Well, I wasn't going to do the research for you...

But any resident of VA who doesn't deduct the contributions to their VA 529 from their state taxes would be a fool.  And yes, while Utah does allow you to deduct against your income and Washington does not, just what Utah income are you hiding from us, sweetcell? 

WA doesn't have a personal income tax, so there is nothing to deduct against.  thus, it becomes a question of which state's 529 offers the best terms, most flexibility, etc.  UT's ranks very high, if not the highest.

thanks for the insights.  we have a real financial advisor, FYI.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I had a weird ass dream about Smackie last night. For some reason, it was Thanksgiving and I was super down in the dumps. I was lying online about attending the Egg Bowl to make it seem like I was doing something fun. Then all of a sudden, Vansmack showed up at my door and said he was there to cheer me up. I was like "it's Thanksgiving, you have a wife and kid. Why would you fly across country to see me?" And he was all "you are one of my oldest and dearest friends". And I was too polite to say it but I was thinking "wait, no I'm not. This doesn't make sense." Then I woke up.

It was a weird dream. No sex happened.

[vansmack]

This story would totally make sense if I figured out you were lying and bought you a ticket to SF for Thanksgiving.  I haven't had a "family only" Thanksgiving in like 20 years.  This year alone we had friends bring their family and we had a guy from South Carolina, an older couple from Manchester, England celebrating their first Thanksgiving ever, and a lady from Ireland.  You would blend right in and your spirits would be turned around by either Alice's Restaurant or the John Lewis Christmas Adverts...

But I would crush them back down by the third glass of whiskey and the 15th repeat of "Fairytale of New York."  And that's the sex would happen.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

that was a strange plot twist
A+

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

This story would totally make sense if I figured out you were lying and bought you a ticket to SF for Thanksgiving.  I haven't had a "family only" Thanksgiving in like 20 years.  This year alone we had friends bring their family and we had a guy from South Carolina, an older couple from Manchester, England celebrating their first Thanksgiving ever, and a lady from Ireland.  You would blend right in and your spirits would be turned around by either Alice's Restaurant or the John Lewis Christmas Adverts...

But I would crush them back down by the third glass of whiskey and the 15th repeat of "Fairytale of New York."  And that's the sex would happen.

So I guess Jen and I are coming to San Fran in November now? This is weirder than having a Smackie dream in the first place.

[grateful]

This story would totally make sense if I figured out you were lying and bought you a ticket to SF for Thanksgiving.  I haven't had a "family only" Thanksgiving in like 20 years.  This year alone we had friends bring their family and we had a guy from South Carolina, an older couple from Manchester, England celebrating their first Thanksgiving ever, and a lady from Ireland.  You would blend right in and your spirits would be turned around by either Alice's Restaurant or the John Lewis Christmas Adverts...

But I would crush them back down by the third glass of whiskey and the 15th repeat of "Fairytale of New York."  And that's the sex would happen.

So I guess Jen and I are coming to San Fran in November now? This is weirder than having a Smackie dream in the first place.

Who's Jen?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

This story would totally make sense if I figured out you were lying and bought you a ticket to SF for Thanksgiving.  I haven't had a "family only" Thanksgiving in like 20 years.  This year alone we had friends bring their family and we had a guy from South Carolina, an older couple from Manchester, England celebrating their first Thanksgiving ever, and a lady from Ireland.  You would blend right in and your spirits would be turned around by either Alice's Restaurant or the John Lewis Christmas Adverts...

But I would crush them back down by the third glass of whiskey and the 15th repeat of "Fairytale of New York."  And that's the sex would happen.

So I guess Jen and I are coming to San Fran in November now? This is weirder than having a Smackie dream in the first place.

Who's Jen?

My wife.