Well, at the end of your life, youâ??re lucky if you die
 sometimes I wonder why we even try; 
 I saw a man lying in the street half dead, 
 with knives and forks sticking out of his leg.
 And he said, â??Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow, can somebody get that knife and fork out of my leg please? 
 Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?â??