Well, at the end of your life, youâ??re lucky if you die
sometimes I wonder why we even try;
I saw a man lying in the street half dead,
with knives and forks sticking out of his leg.
And he said, â??Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow, can somebody get that knife and fork out of my leg please?
Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?â??