got goth? (jokes)

[filthypit]

please share your goth jokes here:
 (i'll start)
 Q: what's the difference between a goth girl and a goth guy?
 
 A: about 200lbs
 
 
 Q: how do you get a goth out of a tree?
 A: cut the rope
 
 ...

[sonickteam2]

thats mean, be nice to the goths..
 
 
 Q: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
 
 A: What's a lightbulb?

[Frank Gallagher]

What's the difference between a Goth and an onion?
 
 You cry when you cut an onion.
 
 How many goths does it take to change a light bulb
 
 None, but one does have to light the candle.
 
 
 How many goths does it take to change a light bulb?
 
 None, they just embrace the darkness.

[flawd101]

there are no more "goths" at my school...
 
 they all
 1) graduated
 2) grew up!
 3) hopped onto the emo trend
 4) lost there fake vampire teeth...haha...
 
 Q:  why didn't the goth cross the road
 
 A:  because she never left the house.
 
 (probably beacue the fat bitch couldn't fit through the door...)