Moving back to the states......

[Frank Gallagher]

My wife has been hinting about moving back...the cost of living and especially the price of houses here are making it very difficult to settle. I'm so not in favour of it, but spouses must be listened to so we're thinking about Florida for a change. Anyway, I was beginning to get used to the idea until yesterday when I was in Blarney and nipped into the Woolen Mills (gift shop/cafe) for a pee....only to be surrounded by comments such as "Blanche...I tried to get you a corfee but they ain't got no soy milk" and "That liddle carstle is so cute, I just had to kiss that darling blarnee stone"
 
 Then I remembered why the hell we moved away in the first place!

[nkotb]

A cantankerous old man moving to Florida? Who'da thunk it???
 
 

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
 ...so we're thinking about Florida for a change.

[chaz]

When's this administration going to close up these borders once and for all?
 
 Don't forget your navy blue knee-high socks!

[Guiny]

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  My wife has been hinting about moving back...the cost of living and especially the price of houses here are making it very difficult to settle. I'm so not in favour of it, but spouses must be listened to so we're thinking about Florida for a change. Anyway, I was beginning to get used to the idea until yesterday when I was in Blarney and nipped into the Woolen Mills (gift shop/cafe) for a pee....only to be surrounded by comments such as "Blanche...I tried to get you a corfee but they ain't got no soy milk" and "That liddle carstle is so cute, I just had to kiss that darling blarnee stone"
 
 Then I remembered why the hell we moved away in the first place!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dr. Anton Phibes]

You're on the national "persons of interest" list.....doubt if they'll let you back in, without full, 24 hour video monitoring....good luck,though....  

[eltee]

Florida? Didn't we have a heated debate on this board about the weather there?

[chaz]

Feels like Florida here today...Without an impending hurricane, at least.

Only two things come from Florida...
 
 
 Steers & Queers

[chaz]

Originally posted by The Jesus Nut:
  Only two things come from Florida...
 
 
 Steers & Queers

I thought it was just rednecks and geezers.

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
   so we're thinking about Florida for a change. Anyway, I was  

i am moving to Florida next year.
 
 except i am no geezer....

[ggw]

Originally posted by the sonick:
  i am moving to Florida next year.
 

So you're moving from the nation's third most dangerous state to the nation's second most dangerous state?
 
 I guess that could be considered "moving up."

[Dr. Anton Phibes]

Originally posted by the sonick:
   

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
   so we're thinking about Florida for a change. Anyway, I was  

i am moving to Florida next year.
 
 except i am no geezer.... [/b]

I did 3 years in that fucking place........never again....

[Venerable Bede]

Originally posted by the sonick:
  i am moving to Florida next year.
 

phew. . .    

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
   

Originally posted by the sonick:
  i am moving to Florida next year.
 

phew. . .      [/b]

:mad:

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by The Jesus Nut:
  Only two things come from Florida...
 
 
 Steers & Queers

That's Texas, fool.    :p  
 
 More like gators and geezers!
 
 Mankie, they've got cockroaches as big as medium sized dogs and the alligators have been doing a lot of people eating lately.
 
 And from what I've heard from someone with relatives there, they still haven't finished building back up from the last couple of hurricanes. Think this was in the West Palm Beach area.
 
 If I were moving to Florida, I think that I would consider somewhere around the Tampa or Vera Beach area.