Phrases you love?

[Vas Deferens]

"I don't know where your anger is coming from"
 
 An ex-coworker dealt with difficult clients and that came out of her mouth all the time. I think it's a great line.

[thirsty moore]

Why don't we go back to your place?

[vansmack]

Mostly, these....

[mrpee]

it really tied the room together

[vansmack]

So a funny thing happened in line for the Harry Potter book....

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

[Random Citizen]

Originally posted by They call me Doctor Doom.:
  What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

Or how about "You look familiar..."?    Actually, I hear that one a lot, including as recently as last week while at a party.
 
 Other phrases I love:
 "We're going to give you a bump in your salary..."
 "Yeah, you were right"
 "You are awesome"
 "Thank you"

[Frank Gallagher]

Can I blow you till you cum or do you want to finish off inside me. (but only when said by a female)
 
 This one's on the house sir.

[Firebutt McGee]

"open bar"
 
 "free upgrade" (really "free" anything would just about do it...this goes for the word "Complimentary" as well)
 
 "...on the house"
 
 "paid time off"

[walkonby]

i'm not pregnant.
 
 you win.
 
 would you like that mailed or box office?

[beetsnotbeats]

Originally posted by walkonby:
  i'm not pregnant.
 

You're not the father.

[vansmack]

"It's not you, sweetie, it's me....."
 
 "My parents are gone for the weekend"
 
 "You can call me Avril..."
 
 "You can put it anywhere you'd like"
 
 "Do these look real to you?"

[Relaxer]

"We don't need that."
 
 Result: nine months later, a son. But he's a good boy, so it's cool.

[Samantha]

I second "thank you"

[Darth Ed]

"May the Force be with you."