Originally posted by Stairmaster E:
Or try to order coffee WITH your dinner
Ever try to skip dinner? Oh geez....
I was on a red eye Air France flight from either Dulles or La Guardia to De Gaulle and they were serving their famous (insert high number here) course meal. I NEVER fly Air France but this had been a travel nightmare getting to Budapest and I was rerouted to an Air France flight on a Delta Code share. Anyhow, so I was trying to catch up on some Z's and the Frenchie flight attendant kept waking me up asking my why I didn't finish the previous course and where she should put the next course of cheeeezzzzee. After the third time I told I didn't want anymore fucking cheese and if she woke me up again I was going to stick that cheese somewhere she didn't want to see it. I was woken the next time by the French security marshall who asked me if there was problem. I explained that all I wanted to do was sleep and that she kept waking me up for the next cheese course. He asked why I didn't tell her that, and I proceeded to explain that I did, more than once, explain that I wasn't hungry and that I just wanted to sleep. And he asked, with his French accent,
did you tell her in French? I said in perfect English, "I don't speak French, sir, but apparently she knows enough English to know that I was going to stick that cheese up her ass if she came back, but now you're telling me that she doesn't know enough English to understand that all I wanted to be was left alone?"
I was left alone the rest of the flight, and somehow not met by the French police when we landed.
