R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close

[nkotb]

Fuck yes!
 
 http://pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/44424-r-kelly-adds-ten-chapters-to-trapped-in-the-closet

[Venerable Bede]

i left the story after r. kelly returned home to find that his wife was cheating on him with the cop that pulled him over, after he was leaving the apartment of a girl he slept with, who found out that her minister husband was sleeping with a guy.  what's happened since then?
 
 and then i pulled out my gun!
 
   <img src="http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/south_park_kelly.jpg" alt=" - " />

[nkotb]

Shit got crazy after that point...and I'm not even kidding.  It all culminates with a midget shitting himself and R. singing in the voice of a southern white woman.
 
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_Closet
 
 I own the DVD.  It's unreal.
 
 

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  i left the story after r. kelly returned home to find that his wife was cheating on him with the cop that pulled him over, after he was leaving the apartment of a girl he slept with, who found out that her minister husband was sleeping with a guy.  what's happened since then?

[TheDirector217]

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  i left the story after r. kelly returned home to find that his wife was cheating on him with the cop that pulled him over, after he was leaving the apartment of a girl he slept with, who found out that her minister husband was sleeping with a guy.  what's happened since then?
 
 and then i pulled out my gun!
 
    <img src="http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/south_park_kelly.jpg" alt=" - " />

And I said, Tom Cruuuuuise, won't you come out the closeeeeet!

[miss pretentious]

Originally posted by nkotb:
 I own the DVD.  It's unreal.

i don't know what's more unreal... trapped in the closet or you having the dvd.

[nkotb]

I used to be like you.  Someone gave me the DVD for Christmas as a joke, and I put it on the shelf, loving displayed with other ironic purchases I've made but never use, like my Klingon dictionary.
 
 But after a year, I decided to give it a chance, and wow.  It's glorious.  Sure, mostly ironically, but still, it's pretty awesome.
 
 

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
   

Originally posted by nkotb:
 I own the DVD.  It's unreal.

i don't know what's more unreal... trapped in the closet or you having the dvd. [/b]

[Driveway]

Trapped in the Drive thru is a far more entertaining song.  What's for dinner?

[thirsty moore]

How does this even tie together?  
 
 

Originally posted by nkotb:
  Shit got crazy after that point...and I'm not even kidding.  It all culminates with a midget shitting himself and R. singing in the voice of a southern white woman.

[nkotb]

Borrow the DVD and find out!
 
 

Originally posted by econo:
  How does this even tie together?  
 
   

Originally posted by nkotb:
  Shit got crazy after that point...and I'm not even kidding.  It all culminates with a midget shitting himself and R. singing in the voice of a southern white woman.

[/b]

[Brian_Wallace]

Originally posted by nkotb:
  I used to be like you.  Someone gave me the DVD for Christmas as a joke, and I put it on the shelf, loving displayed with other ironic purchases I've made but never use, like my Klingon dictionary.
 
 But after a year, I decided to give it a chance, and wow.  It's glorious.  Sure, mostly ironically, but still, it's pretty awesome.
 

I once won a Klingon dictionary at a Simpsons trivia night at a bar...  Never used it.
 
 Anyhow, he HAS to perform his new chapters on the next "M"TV "Music Video" Awards.  If you thought the DVD was surreal... Did you see when he performed it in 2005 at the VMAs?
 
 Brian

[Sir HC]

<img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/c-martin/r_kelly.jpg" alt=" - " />

[TheDirector217]

The genius that is R. Kelly. This man sings about the most off the wall shit, yet still makes it ridiculously hot.  
 
 Listen to the original first . . . .
 
 "She said she got me on her ringtone/
 The pink phone?/
 MM-hmm The blue one/
 She told me it was turned off . . . ."    
 
 
  R. Kelly featuring Usher - Same Girl
 
 Then check the even more hilarious remix . . .
 
  R. Kelly featuring Usher & Mr. Buy You A Draaaank - Same Girl (Remix)
 
 ^^^^^LOL @ bobblehead . . . .

[vansmack]

Originally posted by nkotb:
  Borrow the DVD and find out!
 
 

No way.  Forum party at nkotb's to watch the DVD next time I visit.

[Venerable Bede]

ok, am up to chapter 17. . .so many questions still waiting to be answered.

[6949]

R. Kelly Is Apparently Planning A Fall Tour â?? Despite Child-Pornography Trial
 
 Keyshia Cole tells MTV News that she's hitting the road with Kelly in October, although his trial begins on September 17.
 
 With his child-pornography trial set to start in a month, is R. Kelly already planning to go on tour shortly afterward? R&B singer Keyshia Cole let the news slip during an interview with MTV News on Monday, when she revealed, "We're actually going on tour together in October."
 
 Neither Cole nor Kelly's camps have confirmed when exactly in October such a tour would begin, but the timing is unusual for a number of reasons.
 
 Kelly's trial starts September 17 (see "R. Kelly Child-Pornography Case Finally Going To Trial"), and while it's expected to run for four weeks, it could run even longer because of the unpredictable length of jury deliberations. Michael Jackson's jury, for instance, deliberated over the course of seven days, while O.J. Simpson's jury rendered a verdict in less than four hours. So at best, Kelly would be tied up in court for most of the month, leaving little time for rehearsal, even if the tour weren't going to start until late in October.
 
 Then there's the issue of whether Kelly would be a free man.  more....