Smooth Criminal (Investigation)

[G.Love]

"One night Michael Jackson and I watched the  EXORCIST together in Michael Jackson's bedroom.  When the movie was over, I was scared.  Michael Jackson suggested that I spend the night with him, which I did....."
 
 Where were J. Chandler's mother back in 1993?  Thank god the father won custody.

Just witnessed on CNN:
 
 Jermaine Jackson calls little brother Michael's arrest, quote, "A modern lynching."

[Bags]

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but this is his mug shot.
 
   <img src="http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/images/I1256-2003Nov20" alt=" - " />
 
 He's, like, the most frightening human being I've ever seen!

[kosmo vinyl]

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
  Just witnessed on CNN:
 
 Jermaine Jackson calls little brother Michael's arrest, quote, "A modern lynching."

ain't it great how when ever something bad happens to micheal, an army of look alike spokes people appear on tv defending his honor...

[Liberte]

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
   

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
  Just witnessed on CNN:
 
 Jermaine Jackson calls little brother Michael's arrest, quote, "A modern lynching."

ain't it great how when ever something bad happens to micheal, an army of look alike spokes people appear on tv defending his honor... [/b]

Yeah, don't you just hate it when the accused's family sticks up for him?  But "look alike" is a low blow, Kosmo.  Jermaine hasn't had anywhere near that much work done.

[andyrichter]

Originally posted by Bagster:
  I know I shouldn't be surprised, but this is his mug shot.
 
    <img src="http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/images/I1256-2003Nov20" alt=" - " />
 
 He's, like, the most frightening human being I've ever seen!

is IT really a human being?  my god i'm going to see that THING chasing me in my nightmares tonight.

[kosmo vinyl]

Originally posted by Liberte:
 Yeah, don't you just hate it when the accused's family sticks up for him?  But "look alike" is a low blow, Kosmo.  Jermaine hasn't had anywhere near that much work done.

i wonder how long it will take latoyna to come out of the woodwork... and didn't the father have some "work" done as well?  and how one never hears from janet, rebbie or the other four jackson brothers.  i guess their the "sensible" ones.

[Liberte]

Originally posted by andyrichter:
   

Originally posted by Bagster:
  I know I shouldn't be surprised, but this is his mug shot.
 
     <img src="http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/images/I1256-2003Nov20" alt=" - " />
 
 He's, like, the most frightening human being I've ever seen!

is IT really a human being?  my god i'm going to see that THING chasing me in my nightmares tonight. [/b]

Really.  Even if Jacko could be proven completely innocent of any physical sexual abuse whatever (okay, seems like a longshot, but let's go with the presumption of innocence thing for a moment), and were guaranteed not to be capable of any hanky-panky (by physical restraints if necessary), what parents in their RIGHT FREAKING MINDS would subject their child to a night in proximity to that horror?  Whether Jacko walks or gets the slammer, the adults responsible for the alleged victim should be sentenced to remedial courses at parenting school.

The alleged victim's a cancer-survivor, BTW.
 
 The lynching comment is troubling in that Jacko will try to deflect the charges by decrying racial injustice, thus turning the trial into another OJ-style circus.  Jacko's just released a protest song in which he calls the prosecutor "a cold man".  Will we hear testimony of the alleged victim describing in minute lurid detail the anatomy of Jacko's, ahem, male member, and it's alleged splotchiness due to a wicked case of vitiglio doubtless brought on by the king of pop's many years of chemical peels?  Can smooth, reptilian mouthpiece Johnnie Cochran, with his African-tribal neckties, be far behind bustin' rhymes, "Michael Jackson's no perv, let justice be serv-ed!"

[Jaguär]

To be honest, I can only imagine Jacko looking like a Ken doll down there. UGH!!!! The guy gives me the creeps no matter what gender/race/species he thinks he is.

Here's a nugget from rollingstone.com:
 
  "The raid came on the same day that Jackson's Number Ones greatest hits album was released. The collection features the new song "One More Chance," written by R. Kelly. "
 
  another link

[Liberte]

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
   Will we hear testimony of the alleged victim describing in minute lurid detail the anatomy of Jacko's, ahem, male member, and it's alleged splotchiness due to a wicked case of vitiglio doubtless brought on by the king of pop's many years of chemical peels?  

Holy shit, you mean the forty policemen with the search warrant at Neverland were looking for--gulp--has the surgery fetish gone that far?

"...

• ne person who is shitting even more bricks than Michael Jackson:

 
 Fat ass [...] slob Debbie Rowe.
 
 She's mortified those two kids she gave birth to for Jacko will be given to her when MJ goes up the river.  She thought she was home free, with all the millions Jackson gave her for enduring 2 pregnancies with these Rosemary's Baby-type fetuses. . .now she may be shackled to them for the next decade or so. . .how will she be able to enjoy her ill-gotten gain with those 2 little Jacksons scampering around her 24 hours a day?"
 
 quote

[sonickteam2]

<img src="http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/pictures/jackson.jpg" alt=" - " />

[mankie]

What's black and comes in little white cans?
 Michael Jackson.
 
 Elton John just re-released an old song of his to help Michael pay his legal fees..."Don't let your son go down on me"
 
 What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
 One is made of plastic and dangerous for little children to be around, and the other one you use to put your groceries in.
 
 What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
 One walked on the moon....and the other one sodomizes little boys.