father Christmas by the kinks....
 
 When I was small I believed in santa claus
 Though I knew it was my dad
 And I would hang up my stocking at christmas
 Open my presents and Iâ??d be glad
 
 But the last time I played father christmas
 I stood outside a department store
 A gang of kids came over and mugged me
 And knocked my reindeer to the floor
 
 They said:
 Father christmas, give us some money
 Donâ??t mess around with those silly toys.
 Weâ??ll beat you up if you donâ??t hand it over
 We want your bread so donâ??t make us annoyed
 Give all the toys to the little rich boys
 
 Donâ??t give my brother a steve austin outfit
 Donâ??t give my sister a cuddly toy
 We donâ??t want a jigsaw or monopoly money
 We only want the real mccoy
 
 Father christmas, give us some money
 Weâ??ll beat you up if you make us annoyed
 Father christmas, give us some money
 Donâ??t mess around with those silly toys
 
 But give my daddy a job â??cause he needs one
 Heâ??s got lots of mouths to feed
 But if youâ??ve got one, Iâ??ll have a machine gun
 So I can scare all the kids down the street
 
 Father christmas, give us some money
 We got no time for your silly toys
 Weâ??ll beat you up if you donâ??t hand it over
 Give all the toys to the little rich boys
 
 Have yourself a merry merry christmas
 Have yourself a good time
 But remember the kids who got nothinâ??
 While youâ??re drinkinâ?? down your wine
 
 Father christmas, give us some money
 We got no time for your silly toys
 Weâ??ll beat you up if you donâ??t hand it over
 We want your bread, so donâ??t make us annoyed
 Give all the toys to the little rich boys