kill a tree for christmas

[anarchist]

when you are done with it, bring it to the curb and have the trash man pick it up.

Tis better to kill a smelly hippie for Jesus.
   
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[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

Originally posted by anarchist:
  when you are done with it, bring it to the curb and have the trash man pick it up.

Be sure to leave it at the curb on the designated pickup day.

[markie]

So do you feel worse about the trees, or the turkeys and the hams? What kind of an animal is a ham anyhow? I am pretty sure I have never seen one.

[beetsnotbeats]

Originally posted by MTB-Markie:
  What kind of an animal is a ham anyhow? I am pretty sure I have never seen one.

Sounds like you have a beef. [rimshot] [please?] [I promise no more puns]

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by MTB-Markie:
  So do you feel worse about the trees, or the turkeys and the hams? What kind of an animal is a ham anyhow? I am pretty sure I have never seen one.

Not sure myself either, but they make hamburgers out of them evidently.

[chaz]

Xmas trees are an agricultural product like corn or wheat.  It's not like people are stomping into virgin forest and chopping down every fraser fir they see.  They're grown on farms.  Do you feel bad for corn?

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
 Do you feel bad for corn?

STOP THE GENOCIDE!
 
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[chaz]

Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
  Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.

oh, that's right...take the breath right out of the fishes gills...MURDERER!

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
  Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.

Improperly-harvested dirt kills millions of worms a year.

[chaz]

Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
   

Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
  Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.

Improperly-harvested dirt kills millions of worms a year. [/b]

I only eat worm and microbe free organically harvested dirt.

[muschi]

Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
  Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.

this one of the funnier threads on here

[ggw]

Originally posted by MTB-Markie:
 What kind of an animal is a ham anyhow? I am pretty sure I have never seen one.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
 
 Lisa: No.
 
 Homer: Ham?
 
 Lisa: No!
 
 Homer: Pork chops?
 
 Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
 
 Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful... magical animal.

[markie]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
 
 Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful... magical animal.

Nice spot, my reply was inspired by that.
 
 I wonder if Anarchist has these on his Christmas tree:
 
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