The only serious answer is to cut Merriweather's max attendance from 16000 to 8000 and hire 8000 staph'ers for each concert, so each and every attendee can have a personal staph member to follow them around and make sure they don't do drugs, drink underage, sneak into the pit, or use too much toilet paper in the bathroom. AND IF YOU GUYS DON'T DO THIS, YOU'RE IRRESPONSIBLE!!