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thirsty moore

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2004, 02:20:00 pm »
Depends on how they taught him.
 
 
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  If his mother and father had taught him how to act toward women, it would not have happened.
 

Celeste

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2004, 02:20:00 pm »
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  I think you mean ass-ylum.
well, if he had made contact, what he would have got was an ass-kicking!

Re: Funny Story
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2004, 02:24:00 pm »
And if I had been there, some of my regurgitated  booger snot.
 
 
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  I think you mean ass-ylum.
well, if he had made contact, what he would have got was an ass-kicking! [/b]

Barcelona

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2004, 02:25:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  If his mother and father had taught him how to act toward women, it would not have happened.
 
   
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 or maybe he was Salvordorean...for certain he was trash.
If the US foreign policy in Central America between the 50s and 80s hadn't been that fascist, maybe this wouldn't have happened and this guy would be living peacefully in El Salvador. [/b]
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Like your parents taught you to be nice to people from other countries and not generalize?

Re: Funny Story
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2004, 02:26:00 pm »
I AM nice to those who are nice to me.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  If his mother and father had taught him how to act toward women, it would not have happened.
 
     
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Originally posted by Barcelona:
     
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
 
 or maybe he was Salvordorean...for certain he was trash.
If the US foreign policy in Central America between the 50s and 80s hadn't been that fascist, maybe this wouldn't have happened and this guy would be living peacefully in El Salvador. [/b]
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Like your parents taught you to be nice to people from other countries and not generalize? [/b]

ggw

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2004, 02:31:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  I AM nice to those who are nice to me.
 
Is that what your parents taught you?
 
 "Be a prick unless people are nice to you."

mankie

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2004, 02:34:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Celeste:
   
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Originally posted by mankie:
  I think you mean ass-ylum.
well, if he had made contact, what he would have got was an ass-kicking! [/b]
or face-spitting if your hubbie was there.
 
 
 *edit* redundant post I know....sorry Rhett, just saw your post after I made mine.

Re: Funny Story
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2004, 02:50:00 pm »
No, I'm only a prick to those who aren't nice to me (or my wife). If he had been a gentleman, I wouldn't "act like a prick" toward him. As if calling him a Mexican is actually all that insulting. Every time I've been in Europe, people have assumed I was either British or Canadian. Now THAT'S an insult.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  I AM nice to those who are nice to me.
 
Is that what your parents taught you?
 
 "Be a prick unless people are nice to you." [/b]

ggw

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2004, 02:54:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
 I'm only a prick to those who aren't nice to me
You're saying the same thing:
 
 Unless people are nice to you, you're a prick.

ggw

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2004, 02:56:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
 Every time I've been in Europe, people have assumed I was either British or Canadian.
That's because you're ugly and have no fashion sense.

Re: Funny Story
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2004, 02:59:00 pm »
Let me put it this way:
 
 If someone acts like an asshole toward me, my wife, my family, or my friends, I am going to be a prick toward them.
 
 If someone does not act like an asshole toward the aforementioned people, I typically won't be a prick toward them.
 
 Except for some wacko turn the other cheek Christians, I think most normal everyday people would have the same philosophy.
 
 
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
 I'm only a prick to those who aren't nice to me
You're saying the same thing:
 
 Unless people are nice to you, you're a prick. [/b]

Re: Funny Story
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2004, 03:05:00 pm »
I'll have to get myself a pair of Black Reeboks and a Yankees cap for the next European trip.
 
 
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
 Every time I've been in Europe, people have assumed I was either British or Canadian.
That's because you're ugly and have no fashion sense. [/b]

sonickteam2

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2004, 03:10:00 pm »
rhett and ggw arguing
 
 
 someone break out the catnip!
 
 this could go on for a while.

sonickteam2

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2004, 03:11:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  I'll have to get myself a pair of Black Reeboks and a Yankees cap for the next European trip.
good idea, Americans always get the best muggings when they sport the Yankees cap overseas!

Re: Funny Story
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2004, 03:14:00 pm »
Europe has muggers ? I didn't realize they even let black people into Europe.  :p  
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  I'll have to get myself a pair of Black Reeboks and a Yankees cap for the next European trip.
good idea, Americans always get the best muggings when they sport the Yankees cap overseas! [/b]